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Double Demotivational Poster


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.


TAGS: starbucks make mine a double
Rating: 4/5

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 11:14 am
yep, that's how my wife takes it. 5 lol's


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende ***y girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


THE GREATEST PASTIME -


TAGS: and she tells me not to wager on the daily double
Rating: 4.37/5

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Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:16 pm
Amsome, 5 Golden ball protectors for you sir


NEVER AGAIN - You said a double date would be "fun". I'm not having fun, Alicia!




MONDAY & WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ONLY - We're positive on this!


TAGS: double a meeting
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2012, 12:16 am
uggy, yer h**! 5L
Greybeard - November 3, 2012, 10:28 pm
Great Motivator. Love the AA sign in the background. LoL


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


BENEDICT ARNOLD - Because some people will do anything, even switch political parties and betray their constituents just to be in the majority


TAGS: team switching double crossing traitor
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am
dammit, what's it going to take for me to irritate you? take it easy man. bye.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
...before and thinking you're going to change everything by taking her on. Dude it will not happen.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:45 pm
Seany you don't irritate me...and you never have. It is just fun to have an exchange of ideas. I myself feel that he has betrayed those that voted for him. And no matter what side you're on that is sad. It is like marring a chick that's been married 7...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Much like the editorial policy of Cat Fancy Magazine, your country is still democratic, no? And you value people seeking and maintaining employment, no? And I irritate you by saying "no?" no?
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:35 pm
He doesn't want to be in the majority...He wants to get reelected and can't as a Republican. That to me is pure power hunger!!! He should be took out back and sh** like the a** that he now is.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
And you just might find my "consulting fees" exorbitantly reasonable.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:41 pm
Benedict Arrrrrlen??? d***! I should have consulted with Sean, Noted Oracle of Motifake before posting...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:40 pm
THAT'S the spirit. You're better off without him. Oh wait. You're not.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
He was already voting with the Dems. He might as well drink the Kool-aid and put the donkey on his chest.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
*cough cough* BENEDICT ARLEN *cough*
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:30 pm
Hey, what can I say? I gotta be loved ... Oh, you probably meant Abe Vigoda here .... Nevermind.


yeah yeah -


TAGS: language double positive
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:50 pm
yeah, right! LOL! With the sleeves rolled up and cuffed? I just went to the principal's office . . . AGAIN! 5 L !
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:28 pm
when the lord rolls, he rolls. you been killin' it, RL


DON'T YOU HATE IT -


TAGS: double life
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - November 11, 2011, 4:05 am
hahaha... yes, I do


INSTRUCTIONS -




FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.


TAGS: birthday bm turd double entendre
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever


GANGLAND -




BOND - Fuzzknuckle Bond




DOUBLE TAKE - I imagine that, When Jesus sees this at first, He'll have to look twice.


TAGS: jesus poles double take
Rating: 3.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
I never saw this. Its very good. It's was actually funnier the second time I read it. 5L
iamjet - September 1, 2010, 9:24 pm
It's been 10 months. I thought I'd get a comment on the awesome Haiku.


PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE - Sometimes you're on top and sometimes you barely can keep your head above water




I ALWAYS SAID -


TAGS: dolly double deathstar
Rating: 3.69/5

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LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:33 pm
Inverted n******...go figure!


DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?




THE BIG HOUSE -




SEEING DOUBLE? -


TAGS: h** twins calendar see double
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 10:47 pm
The one on the left. Her ***bies are more sincere.
mariand - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
lol...check out the one in the midle


HEY WATCH IT -




DUM-DUM DA DA DUM-DUM - 00Sean decided that getting his License To Kill would be more useful than his License To Annoy


TAGS: double naught spy
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:32 am
LMAO! Well played!


DOUBLE BOUNCE -




FOLLOWER -


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


In-N-Out Burger -


TAGS: n out double double animal style
Rating: 1.5/5

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Jingoro - January 3, 2010, 2:06 pm
The poster’s kind of off in the left field somewhere, but I agree with the message. I think I just changed my lunch plans.


foresight -




ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


THE DIFFERENCE - Between Chocolate and Double Chocolate Is Diabetes and Double Diabetes (A.K.A. Comatose)


TAGS: sugar cereal chocolate double chocolate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Iconoclast - November 14, 2012, 12:07 pm
As Bill Bendix (Life of Riley) used to say ..... "What a revoltin' development this is!"


surreal -




DUMP RUNS -




IT'S OKAY FOR A WOMAN TO HIT A MAN. - I'll be a gentleman and let her get the first swing before I let her find out the hard way that I'm a level three in Krav Maga.


TAGS: double standard krav maga
Rating: 4/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:04 pm
I just wanted to show that women can be strong as men. Good piont though.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:22 pm
She's not being threatening though. She looks like a nice lady. She just wants to look good and or be healthy and or adhere to her own standard of beauty. You should use a picture of one of those mean spirited feminazi protestors instead.


I WANT A MAN FROM MOTIFAKE - who do you think would be my best match?


TAGS: that might be a double wide
Rating: 3.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
*dirty
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:48 am
@GS.... I had a truly horrible "dirt dancing comment.....But I don't want to be banned........plastic hanger< wire hanger......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:45 am
Why would you want to reward her?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:44 am
Haha!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 10:38 am
*throws yeodog at her and runs*
GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:15 pm
she screams....Bartimaeus!!...note the plastic hanger
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm

don't worry....what I drink as beer you call water.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Careful now, rerun... no need to do something regrettable!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
I think this is a sixteen year old girl dressed up as a cou***. Nice boudoir.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:30 pm

aggy - almost made me choke on my beer.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:29 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:28 pm
Space hates when you can't brush the peanutb***er out.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:27 pm
How about a dogstylist? Cause that b!tch needs a trim.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:26 pm

The 1st Mrs. rerun was a hair stylist....she never had a problem.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
On that note, I beg to differ. You don't want to get a hairstylist involved.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:19 pm

any spill on a woman, if instigated by the woman is a good one.
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:16 pm
ps. NEITHER AM I *shrugs*
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
@ Rerun /thanks for clearing it up O_o *EWWWWWWWWW* i th** it was another term for a male missfire on a chick O_o
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

B13, a bad spill is when it happens with another man, unless you are into that....which I am not
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
@ rerun // beg to differ XD, remember the line from 10things i h8 about u ? NO MAN HAS EVER DIED from Deadly sperm buildup XD (well its a lie) and a bad spill is better than A DRY SPELL =P
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

you know random, better a dry spell than a bad spill.
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm
*ding, ding, ding...* Britarded has left the building!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:24 pm
~pushes GS to HE/SHE/IT's door to find out~
MrRandom - March 30, 2010, 8:23 pm
Time to take one for the team rerun.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm

how do we even know if this "thing" is really female?
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 7:59 pm
LMAO @ double wide!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 7:58 pm
wait is it her or the dog asking =) cus i happily volunteer XD she has that Jenna Haze look to her =]
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 7:30 pm
LogicDude? One of the Clowns? Cubby ain't too picky. ;)


D.I.D. -


TAGS: double personality thanks rl mariand
Rating: 3.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:29 pm
For get that I want to be on top of the one that's in the pink dress.


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: frog assignment i double dog dare you
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 10:28 am
Excellent.


UG AND MAO GO TO HSVAII -


TAGS: vit a double u
Rating: 3.77/5

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maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:59 pm
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas From Smoking Mao.
GaryO - December 12, 2012, 8:18 am
Hah! Now that’s funny. Thanks Uggy, for adding humor to this vain attempt at funny. What is it about the compulsion to listen to the little voice (go ahead, keep going, looks good, submit….d***, you really did submit)….it owns me.
ughomer - December 12, 2012, 7:22 am
MAO bought a grass skirt as a souvenir. By the end of our trip we had smoked it all up!


R.S. JAKE - HE SURE DOES LOOK LIKE HIS AVATAR! -


TAGS: double
Rating: 3.75/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 10:29 am
This is an older pic of me after graduating Rodeo Clown College of Southern Montana. The 'Stash has much more gray in it now, kind of salt and pepper if you will. Man, I haven't seen this pic in years! Thanks Culos!
rottenprat - February 18, 2010, 9:37 am
you mean it's not gray?
okami - February 18, 2010, 9:37 am
koo-koo-ka-choo, ka-koo-koo-ka-choo!


A DOUBLE FAIL - Is that even possible?


TAGS: a double fail
Rating: 3.67/5

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LIFE - Easier if you could double-jump.




DONT WORRY -




Double Standards -


TAGS: double standards women men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 11:08 pm
Simply 'cuz when you guys leave the seat up it does not automatically upgrade the toilet to a bidet...teehee
Swampfox - March 27, 2015, 5:08 pm
Why aren't they grateful we raised the seat?
TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 4:46 pm
Hear, hear!


H. M. O. rules -


TAGS: bad pun is double redundant
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 6:14 pm
Grooaaan!!!!! ROTFL!!!!! Good one, Oldsod!
mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:49 pm
The radiology lab is feeling a bit sheepish today because they have to follow the herd. This one's going on The Wall and will be forwarded to my medical friends! Toooooo funny!!!! 5 ROTFL lions, Yuk-yuk!
Oldsod - June 17, 2015, 5:48 pm
OK...the one on the lower right looks somewhat melon collie...I love a bad pun! 5!


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